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The Bryan & Rian Band's Dark past:




























The Bryan & Rian Band's favorite poo:

WE Like: Drunken Tiger, Billy Idol, "Canadian Bacon",
Bad Ronald, Calibretto-13, Making fun of people, Root Beer and Pizza, Apricots, White Wedding, Love fests, No Coke 4 Kidz, The Bryan & Rian Band, BoB from Target, The 'Burbs, Sleep around, Marcus Youk, making fun of J-Cup,Nightmares,hardcore boosh, cheap drum beats on small keyboards,looking for people at Wild Waves, The music generator, girl's hair, all varieties of scrumbs, spoken books, smearing our booshness in the faces of hoplessly terminal wooshers,magic cleanliness donkeys, the alcohol for kids, Rite Aid Mike, That guy from Blockbuster, 720, AOL Runs, Telling Marcus Tool eats babies, Telling David that we should bomb the crap out of Iraq, and going to Texaco........The list will continue.






The Brian and Ryan band was formed as Brian and Ryan were driving through southern washington they made songs and had fun and there was this dorky kid named Nathan who tried to copy them.......so they made fun of him.
Those were great times.
Somewhere during the process, the Band became the Bryan & Rian Band.
Then for one reason or another the Bryan & Rian band took time off for about a year. They later talked more about it
and more people joined. Phat Laura and Ice Man were some of the first. But soon after, Phat Laura tried to take over,
ya know, she wanted to have us make fliers and do shows and actually try to succeed. Needless to say, we fired her and got a new Phat Laura.

So know we have an Ep out. Its called: The Bryan and Rian Band ep.
its got 11 tracks, but only 9 songs
Its good.
Sometime we're gonna get some more Marcus Youk songs they'll be the best ever!
But MArcus is not very happy with us
But we are working on our new CD Called the Brotherhood of the Boosh it will have many more than 11 songs + some skits.
We released The Brotherhood of the Boosh at the end of Febuary, 45 tracks of pure genious/insanity.
Jcup brockerman bootlegged some of it.
We actually gained two fans that didn't eventually begin to hate us, it was quite cool.
We took a break for a while, but now we are writing for our next album, it will be called:
Scabbard, Bottle, and Package
We wrote a hardcore jcup dis, but then we found out he didn't really do anything anti-boosh, so now he's back in the good graces of the brotherhood, but we'll still proabably put the dis on the cd just cuz we need more tracks,
But Jcup is no longer on the bad list.
Now at one point we had more than 15 members in our band,
But since then, most of them forgot they were a part of the brotherhood, and we didnt really care to remind them.
SO now, our lineup consists of:
Bryan,Rian,DJSB,Crazy A*ron,Phat Laura, and Psycho AM3L, and Heather Slef (the official weezer).

If you were under the impression that your were in our band and your name was not mentioned above, you are not in the band, so you can do whatever you want now except bug us to let you back in.

To join our band you gotta be down with the boosh.


There will be more added to the never ending story of the Bryan and Rian Band!